Lisa Loeb has lost her fucking mind. In case you aren’t among the informed, she had a song years and years and years ago called “Stay” which was a massive massive hit. Trust me, you’ve heard it. I suppose she’s still a singer, but that’s not the focus of this entry.

She has a show on E! called “#1 Single”. The premise of the show is as follows: She has recently ended a 6 year relationship and is getting back into dating. She feels that this would make a good reality show. Personally, I’m more interested in how she deals with not having a hit song in about 10 years. Half the fun of the show is watching her walk around New York and not be recognized by anyone. But I don’t think a reality show called “Obscure Aging Pop Singer” would do too well. So they focus on her dating life.

She has her core group of friends who are basically the key demographic for Sex and the City who give her advice. She even gets some psycho lady to come over and move her furniture around in a manner that would be best for her love life. She also seems to feel the need to mention that she’s jewish about 20 times an episode. I think she’s got some issues that need working on.

I also am glad I am not her ex. Imagine investing 6 years of your life with someone, having it end in a less than optimal fashion and now you get to watch her in full on rebound mode buying 300 dollar garbage cans with some hipster asshat on basic cable. That’s gotta suck.
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Attention Jamie Foxx: Thanks. That’s enough. No, really. That’s good though, Thanks. Jesus…

Apparently, if you’re friends with Kanye West it makes you talented. But what he’s forgetting is that Kanye West isn’t talented. I know I’ve said it before but I’ll say it again: He is the Coldplay of rap.
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I’ve decided I’m not gonna do my typical bitter anti-valentines day thing this year. Not because I’ve changed my mind, but rather out of fear of becoming a cliché of a cliché. If that’s at all possible. If you need an angry, bitter, single guy rant, go back a year and read what I wrote then.
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-jb